Simon, I'm Legal, I'm a dick I post rude things and I swear a LOT!! I recommend not following me if you don't like jokes about inappropriate things, That's pretty much it, now fuck off.

mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.

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mrmanik:

Wu-Tang Clan to Sell a Single Copy of Secret Double Album for Millions

mrmanik:

Wu-Tang Clan to Sell a Single Copy of Secret Double Album for Millions

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ironikarma:

in-morpheus-arms:

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The Ulfhedinn enjoys doing this to me.  ~IroniKarma  ( theulfhedinn )

IroniKarma

ironikarma:

in-morpheus-arms:

The Ulfhedinn enjoys doing this to me. ~IroniKarma ( theulfhedinn )

IroniKarma

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wetlikesound:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

so true

Let me correct that for you
#men in society: forever KNOWING that the world revolves around their dicks ;D

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